In the military, men and women are trained to possess special skills that make them very valuable in the defense of our nation. These are things the average American cannot do. As a Mom I’ve discovered that I too have special skills that no one in my family seems to possess. Here is my list:

Ability to successfully engage toilet paper roll equipment

Avoid pet casualties by providing daily nutrients

Detect when someone is lying

Seek out and confiscate stolen/borrowed items belonging to me

Eavesdrop on covert operations from behind closed doors

Diffuse incoming verbal attacks with quick “grounding” retaliation

Track dirt to it’s origin

Transport soldiers from other troops  back to their campground via the company “Van”

Execute orders from the senior officer, especially as it relates to vacation plans

Create alliances with other unit officers (parents) regarding what our troops watch and where they go

Tactical Control regarding all daily plans for little soldiers

Root out and destroy all terrorist attacks upon our unit (often found in the media)

Interrupt friendly fire, especially when “we were just playing operations” get out of hand

So, there you have it. I think all Moms have these. What are your special skills? I’d love to hear. Email me using the Contact Lynne button.  Meanwhile, have a great Fourth of July. Let’s remind our children to say a prayer for those with the real skills, who fight for our freedom everyday.

God Bless America!